Disgusting eggs tasted good

After playing tennis, I decided to eat two eggs, I don’t know how to cook, so I took water in pot and placed two eggs in it and boiled them. I left the eggs to get boiled, mean while I went to press my shirt. I came back and could see cracks on the outer cover of eggs. I thought they are ready to eat and took them out. They were very hot, so I kept them in freezer for couple of minutes.

I broke the cover and started peeling the eggs. As I discovered that eggs were not properly boiled and they were still pretty pulpy. I could see the white juice coming out of it and wet yellow stuff. It looked like someone had spitted in my boiled egg. I didn’t know what to do, whether put it back in water or eat. I took the eggs in kitchen, because I did not want my brother to vomit in the morning sitting beside me. I put some salt over them, closed my eyes and ate them.

I did not vomit so I am writing this to make you vomit :p