Recently the hot debate with some friends was about the Italian WC. Because they are smaller in size, they have smaller exit hole. There is a science behind how your crap goes through that small hole. The idea is inspired by the cyclones; when you flush, the water starts moving in circle like it does in washing machine and you see your shit moving round and round waving hand, saying good bye.
WC is good, it is comfortable in size and it looks good to see your shit rolling in the pot. However after a time you realize that small hole does not work in a right way. The Italian scientist never dreamed if his technology’s end users will be Pakistanis, who have much more output than input. Because we do not eat organic we do not shit organic.
Usually, average Pakistani is patient of constipation so they hate meetings in washrooms where they have to do hard work to get the stuff out. According to some people, they feel swords coming out of them; they push and feel enormous pain. Of course when they feel like swords the material is also as strong. Neither cyclones nor hurricanes can break those swords. Sometimes those swords are eaten by WC (usually when you flush; at the end you hear a burp sound) and sometimes they are not.
The technology fails when a person, who gets swords out sits on this Italian technology because in the whole process of shitting, his shit remains constant and never goes anywhere, same as in the algebraic equation if you have something constant, it remains constant till end. One of my friends, who is victim of constipation and have Italian WC at home, faced the same accident. His sword became constant and multiple flushes did not help, so he decided, not to have flush cyclone but tsunami by rushing water from 20 liters water pot. Poor friend did not know that controlling tsunami would even be a bigger trouble and the tsunami came and his sword did not go but came outside of the commode. Yes! It remained constant till end.
The problem is not just with the number of people who has constipation but also who don’t. Most of the time, the cyclone is not generated even when flush is pushed, so to generate cyclone obviously one needs to put some bigger spoon in the pot and move it in circular motion. Most of the homes, which have such high tech WCs, end up in huge tension when they have welcomed their guests to live with them. Obviously, their swords are already stuck, the hole is blocked, and how a guest can use that WC. The problem gets bigger for those who lives in apartments because they even do not have lawn or some open air space to do the stuff with their cats and dogs. The owners are thinking to use those expensive Italian WCs in the place of computer chairs or sofas and use baby commodes in their washrooms.